I'm going to tell you what most girls won't. Basically, if you respond to this ad please, please, please be decent looking and have an above average sense of humor. I want to use you for drinks as much as you want to use me for sex, but that rides on the fact that you are decent and have an above average sense of humor. You can have no sense of humor, but in that case you are going to have to be really fucking hot. You can be a little less than what I normally deem attractive, but what you lack in looks you're gonna have to make up in funnies. If you take from the hot, you gotta make up in the humor department and vice versa. It's that easy. Hot and funny equals drinks and sex. Glad we have an understanding.