Lookin' For A Real Firecracker

You know what they say, where there's smoke, there's firecrackers and I been seein' a lot of smoke lately. My lady has hair like a fire hydrant and a walk that could steam clams wide open. You call the bar your office and the bed your gym. You wear heels when you change your fuel filter and sneakers when you walk down the isle. Do I have to go down to New Mexico to get firecrackers or might I find you hanging out leisurely at the pic n' pull down the road? They call you a firecracker cause you know how to get lit and start shit. Where are you my delicious sparkler?