February 14, 2022
VD
Happy belated VD...ya know like vagereal disease...lol...name's Scoot and I'm puttin toxins in ma body right now. Yup, gettin loaded on masculinity, that's a toxin now I guess. Next thing ya know they won't let us play doctor on the city bus or guess a woman's weight just by contacting her for a therapy appointment. Last time a woman ghosted me online I told her she better watch her weight then I went on Jenny Craig and Atkins and a few other sites and entered her email so she could get a handle on that. My love language is gas lightin', fact I'd love to gas light you over candle light then bend you over to my delight. How's that for man poison? Better contact me soon, these Scoot's ain't gonna last!