Ugh, why can't I be boring? I see all you boring couples taking long walks: Walks on beaches, walks on boardwalks, walks through the woods. What's up with all the walks? Where are you going?! I hope you fall off the edge on the way to your destination. I'm bitter, but at least I'm not boring. Bitterness has driven me to depths of being interesting that you boring people would never understand! Drunken nights with half broken bottles, late nights on chat with random dudes from Craigslist, Cosplay, hobbies like Frisby Golf or Frolfing, black light anything...I sleep in a room covered with Bob Marley posters and black lights. That is how I sleep. I'm now so interesting it has become difficult to find someone to take me serious. Seriously, do I need to dumb myself down and just be boring? Never!