March 19, 2022
Razor Straight up this is Razor, I like straight up don't give a fuck. I'm like pretty crazy. Like once I did a bunch of tane and jump rail on an alligator pit, did an endo, fell back, popped up like a jack n the box, slammed a joker energy drink (I drink 5 + a day) and went back for a combo, with my Tekdek. Another time I broke into Mindtrix, the escape room at the mall and I like literally escaped the place through the employees break room. Another time I smashed a pinata right in front of my school and then I wore the panda head inside and started drinking juice like really slow. So you can see I like honestly don't give a fuck.
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