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January 16, 2023
Ambushed Comin around the corner and I got ambushed. Jumped out of the foxhole and the place was like a swamp, saturated wet lands as far as the eye could see. I ducked deep down into the marsh to hide out til I couldn't take it any longer and came up for air. That's when I noticed the tangled brush all around, overgrown and prickling my ears, making it nearly impossible to make it out alive. I was gonna have to stay down til morning when I could sneak my way around the backside and slip through the crack in the trees.
But enough about your pubic hair, how's the fam? 
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