June 20, 2021
There's two kinds of men in this world...men who wear masks and men who wear gators. In fact one could argue you're not actually a man until you graduate from mask middle school to adult gator school. I just don't want you to worry that I'm going to show up for our date looking like an employed surgeon, no, I will show up looking like I'm from a Tatooine themed robbery. I've got loads of gators to choose from, in fact got a briefcase where they are all rolled up like I'm selling them door to door (I promise I'm not that entrepreneurial) it's just my personal stash. I just really love how they turn any shirt into a super loose turtleneck or you can just as easily pull it over your head to give it a dark steel alaric chainmail look. Lets meet...I'll be the MAN in the gator.