November 6, 2021
HOMELESS LOOKING FOR NON
Getting sick of living on the streets, it ain't what it used to be. Guy on the off ramp of Hollywood and I-84 stole my spot prime hours and I went sniffin around looks like he's a shelter bitch gettin comfortable in a private room! Best I got was claiming schizo so I could get into uni for a few days when it rained real hard. So now I got no place to beg and my camp spot is overrun by idiots arguing about vaccine conspiracies while rats are nibbling at their toes. Pros: I can make a mean meal out of condiments, I know thirty people that work on cars for dirt cheap, I know how to face paint, bikini wax, braid, make metal colloids, fake money, remote jammers, crochet cell phone cases and make condoms out of garbage bags. What a woman, right? Last resort here, I'm trying to find someone to shack up with. I could be your live in or whatever.