May 24, 2021
Name's Jay, but chicks call me Johnny Silverballs. Some people got junk silver, I got silver junk what can I say? My constitution is "constitutional", I was born before '65 and I'm 90 percent pure, baby. You looking for something soft, lustrous, ductile, malleable and that is a great conductor of heat...how bout my balls? Some people name drop...I ball drop, right on the counter of the best clubs. Bam! Instant entry. Some people ask me "Johnny why'd you coat your balls in semi-conducting metal? Did you have testicular cancer or torsion?" I'm like "No." Lots of people have silver fillings (I know because I hear the click clacking) why can't I have silver balls? Anyway, you know you got a few questions and I wanna show you the answers so hmu and let's play ball!