Alcoholics, wanna-be drug dealers, unemployed musicians, mama's boys and men with general anger management disorders this is your chance! My name is Stella and I have an opening for one loser as I had to fire my last right hand loser. Correction...he quit. Once you come on board you'll see that it is very difficult to get fired. Due to implied laws like the cost-sunk fallacy you will be guaranteed a position as a full time investment. I am ready and willing to invest everything I have to see that you become the superior bf I know you can be! And I will chase that dream to the bitter end. The only qualifications you need to possess are: Narcissistic personality disorder, a drive for self-preservation above all, no moral character, extensive gas lighting abilities with sociopath tendencies. You will also be charismatic, witty and the life of the party.
Geez, I think the men I date are the problem, but when it comes down to it I just want a puppet show that is good in bed. That's really actually pretty shallow. I'm sure there's a lot of good men out there shaking their heads wondering why I keep going for all these jokers cause I'm such a catch. Don't you see how shallow I am? Any guy who wants me isn't seeing me for who I truly am and is pretty shallow too. It's just a huge shallow pyramid of people that want people more shallow then them.
What are your preferences? Shallow losers that know how to fuck are mine. NM, don't answer this ad, I need help.