February 24, 2021
Yeeoooowwww! Fuck it to damn, I just hit my toe for the damnteenth time! Scuse me, I'm tryin ta keep it clean for the ladies. Scooter Boot here, now that I stubbed my toe guess you could say I got two throbbin members. Hope this doesn't require the use of another boot, can't be goin on dates riding around on my scooter lookin like I can't walk for myself. Got the scooter for cosmetic reasons. Can't count how many chickies I wrangled just ridin up the forklift onto the bus and backin it up. I got a strong reverse game. If you like guys that are good at goin backwards than I'm your dude. Didn't mean to title this "God Douch", was s'posed ta be "Good Dude" but then I banged up my toe. Be waitin for your eager response, SB.e, SB.