June 27. 2020
SCOOT SCOUTIN'FOR A GOOD TIME
Never quite was in boy scouts. While those tiny short bastards were gettin' their badges of honor, I was rakin' in a few vadges of honor myself. Ask any man if he wouldn't trade in that hitler youth sash to go back in time and learn some real life skills and he'd be lyin' if he didn't strike a deal right then and there. Guy told me once he learned how to burn some wood because of his scout leader and I said "Sounds like herpes to me, but, ya know, what do I know." (I know a lot about that pacific topic actually)
Anyways, in case you didn't guess by the title this is Scooter Boot Jackson. Got the name from the forklift incident of 2012. Had to cut Keystone Light outta my diet. Somehow I became a different man when I put this boot on, don't know how to explain it...like I was finally bein' seen. Not gonna lie, this corodavirus has got me real sick. No, not with the flu, no, Scoot has been struck by the blues. I don't mean I'm depressed, I mean my balls are. Never seen these balls so down, so pretty much I am depressed I guess. It's like when your best friend don't feel good you feel bad too. I feel like you might be gettin' the picture...I'm a sensitive guy. So give me a ring a ding ding. My number is on the site, I come by here often. Had lots of luck, I mean like end of the rainbow kinda luck, but like lots of rainbows. Call me darlin'.
Anyways, in case you didn't guess by the title this is Scooter Boot Jackson. Got the name from the forklift incident of 2012. Had to cut Keystone Light outta my diet. Somehow I became a different man when I put this boot on, don't know how to explain it...like I was finally bein' seen. Not gonna lie, this corodavirus has got me real sick. No, not with the flu, no, Scoot has been struck by the blues. I don't mean I'm depressed, I mean my balls are. Never seen these balls so down, so pretty much I am depressed I guess. It's like when your best friend don't feel good you feel bad too. I feel like you might be gettin' the picture...I'm a sensitive guy. So give me a ring a ding ding. My number is on the site, I come by here often. Had lots of luck, I mean like end of the rainbow kinda luck, but like lots of rainbows. Call me darlin'.
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