My name is Meg and I still have not found my knight in shining armor. Honestly, at this point I would settle for a knight in Khaki's or Jersey shorts. Please have steady employment. Well, at least an income. If you're a contract worker or getting under the table cash that's fine as well. If you bank at Coinstar, we'll figure it out. I would like someone who owns their own home and car. If you live in a nice apartment complex I'm also into that. If all you have is a bike and you live with your mother I'll welcome you with open arms. Please be a person that is kind to others. If you've flipped a few people off that's understandable. If you frequently troll websites leaving derogatory comments and have a misdemeanor for leaving flaming shit on someone's porch this might be a compatible situation. If you burned your families house down and have a taste for human blood I'm your girl.
You know just don't be an intravenous drug user.