September 25, 2020
PU Lines
Hi. My name is Rick. I've been working on some pickup lines and I want to see what you think.
-Girl, you make my arteries expand from the over production of insulin produced by my pancreas. (Why?) Because you're so sweet!
-If I lay you on the porch like a phone book will you give me your number?
-I can read you like a math book, what I mean is that you've got problems. But you're in luck because I have a degree in math and I know that me plus you equals destiny. (My degree is actually in phlebotomy)
-I bet you attract a lot of guys, all I can say is #metoo
-Are you a donor? Because I can really see you inside of me.
-Do you ski? Because I have a pole with your name on it.
Please let me know which ones are your faves and I'll put them to good use.
-Girl, you make my arteries expand from the over production of insulin produced by my pancreas. (Why?) Because you're so sweet!
-If I lay you on the porch like a phone book will you give me your number?
-I can read you like a math book, what I mean is that you've got problems. But you're in luck because I have a degree in math and I know that me plus you equals destiny. (My degree is actually in phlebotomy)
-I bet you attract a lot of guys, all I can say is #metoo
-Are you a donor? Because I can really see you inside of me.
-Do you ski? Because I have a pole with your name on it.
Please let me know which ones are your faves and I'll put them to good use.
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