January 7, 2021
Mistletoe, Camel Toe, Ho Ho Ho
Merry 86'mas. Yup, it's Scoot and tis the season to beg the bars to let me back on the nice list. How's a guy supposed to exercise his God given right to the one night stand (or in my case, one night stuck to the floor) if he can't get back in the door? These bars are like the government, I pay em all year and now they're gonna shut me out? Next election I'm voting at the stripper poles, at least those gals don't screw ya. Feeling a bit down today after the 363 day bender I just come down from. Was thinking maybe I could just do some healthy transferrance and find a lady that would want to come over and listen to the Eagles in front of a fire like they do in those long commercials that air at 2 a.m. Real intimate. Write Scoot's girl in the subject line.