Mom 2.0

Wheeee ladies and gentleman, Trish here, just outta a divorce and feeling Uh-maze-balls. Started my own Youtube channel called momdotcom (check it out, subscribe!) where you can see me twist my hair up all crazy. I'm tying knots, but sorry guys not getting married any time soon lolololol. Didn't mean to laugh that hard, doc has me on anti-depressants and that turned my lengthy emotional breakdowns into laughing attacks (much better!!!) LOLOL Okay, I need to stop...my stomach is hurting and I'm getting cramps from the overabundance of joy. On the bright side laughing this hard has given my abs a twelve pack :) So I literally have this twelve pack (didn't even know that was a thing) and I've been walking around as tan as an octogenarian with a year round Carnival Cruise pass thanks to this great product "Tan Gurrl" that you can buy at any major outlet store that I have been promoting on my channel. I am 5'6" and 125 pounds, lost a lot of weight from the runs (NO, not the Boston marathan kind! Another side effect of the drugs) but all around I'm feeling like a hole new person. Can't wait to get some dates (gonna steer clear of the dried fruit kind lolololololololol!!!! OUCH) So boys are you hungry for some dinner? Yes, dinner! Let's forget about the social rules and actually sit together like a couple of normies. Put "Hello Trish" in the subject line so I know you're mine.