Scott R. Bott, Esquire III jk It's Scoot

Scoot Boot here and I'm gettin sick of the grind, no, not the coffee kind, the raw unbridled skin-ta-skin contact I've been havin with the rando's from Lando's where Scoot is always on tap if ya catch my drift. Only so many patron's there combined, startin' ta double up on some. I even went three times round with this one, I call that a TKO (Tough Knight to get Over). Now that I've sampled the goods and essentially bought out the warehouse I'm lookin to expand my horizons and meet a lady...emphasis on the laid...that wouldn't mind bein my go-to when times are rough.