I'm a huge Limp Bizkit fan and I really can't figure out what I am doing wrong that is detracting all females from wanting to smash like double D's on a mammogram. I'm sincerely "Comin’ raw with no corrections, Savin’ all perfections for what I do with my erections." Like Fred I'm perfect at sex, if there was a judges panel in my room, they would all be holding up 10's. Maybe these gals are gluten free and when they think of Bizkit's they're afraid they are gonna get fat. Let's all just agree there's no such think as a gluten allergy, the real term is ANOREXIA. Right?! Nywayz, I'm sounding obnoxious, but I'm really not in RL. Just have a huge boner for F.D. and L.B. Hope that's not a prob.
Don't be alarmed I had my room interior decorated by Spencer's Gifts. I have a gigantic blow up penis as a bedroom light, posters of Ren & Stimpy from when MTV was good and all of my football trophies from 8th grade all the way down to fifth grade displayed. Like the cliche "I live in my mom's basement" well, I live in my mom's basement. Got a bong that is just boobs and a long neck. That's muh lady, don't get jealous. I'm Ryan btw.
If you wanna come over and blow some smoke that's cool, if you just wanna straight up have sex I think I could bend over backwards to accomodate. Or you could bend over backwards and we'll call it a date haha. Okay, well, bye.
Why Can't I Find A Date?