So proud to announce my sober recovery date May 25th 2019. I'm 6 months sober! If you don't drink it's a miraculous deal, 6 months is huge. You know what else is huge? My pulsing member. I'm no longer an addict so I'm really looking forward to meeting as many girls as possible. Drinking felt really great, but I had to discover what it was that was making me drink. I found out that I had a void I needed to fill. Do you have a hole that needs to be filled?
Ahhh, it feels great to be free. I'm also drug and disease free. It feels great to be clean. My body is also squeeky clean and ready to go. I no longer feel a constant nagging obsession to go to the bar. I've made plenty of room in my brain to rent to you like a dirty motel room. What do you want? Hourly? Daily? Now you're talkin' my talk. I'm going to lots of meetings and would be glad to have an anonymous meeting or rendezvous with your sexy self. I'm happy to say my body no longer needs toxic fluids to survive, it needs all natural human body exchange. Call me, I need you!
I've gone out with the good guy, the bad guy, the genius, the jerk.
I dated a guy that delt blackjack and owned prints of Dali's works.
Then there was the chemistry major who was a Buddhist, but wild.
I dated the first, the middle and the last child.
My last boyfriend was Indian, the one before that Chinese
and prior to that I dated a guy from Burmese.
I've dated well-hung
and, well, about the size of a thumb.
Millionaire's, poor guys and ones that would give me the shirt off their chests.
I've dated Muscular guys and one man with breasts
Rock stars, business men, writers and chefs
Right handed guys and ones that swung left
Now I've had them all so what can I say?
All I need for my collections is to find one that's gay.
Hola! Scorpio searching for her universal match. Warning! Must be hot and smart. Must be able to read my mind. That is a must. If I am angry, you better know it before I do. Surely, there is a man out there with an internal temperature guage that can sense when I am leaving homeostasis. Come on infrared men of Weebly, you know you want this. For more info about me refer to "The crazy/hot matrix" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_USJCTIgs4 I'm a solid 9!
I am not looking for an LTR, I'm looking for a one way ticket to pound town. I'm interested in engaging in some amorous congress with a single lady. Married is maybe okay too. If you want we can meet at the park and I'll give you a green gown. If you wanna make a lobster kettle out of yourself, I won't tell a soul. I'm not wanting to make a huge complicated matter where we have to DTR, I'm talking about the old-in-and-out. Doesn't anybody do that anymore?
Don't be ashamed for being a slut, there's plenty of need for you right here. What are you waiting for? I'm ready to blugeon the flaps, bend you over a barrel and show you the fifty states. Got any questions? I'm definitely not interested in FTR's or FDR's or LTD's, I just want to straight up crash the custard truck while you do squats in the cucumber patch. I think you might know what I'm trying to say here. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Thats a good move too! I'm okay with LLC's, but I will for sure TTYL.
Got my boot off finally! And no I'm not talkin' bout in a orgasmic way...although it has crossed my mind. Now I'm ridin' my Rascal scooter injury free! Feel like everyone should be able to experience these kinds of freedoms. Joined a Rascal gang recently with some fine folks. We're settin' up our first ride. Gonna be like Sturgis for cripples, the morbidly obese and people like me that are just plain lazy. We're ridin' from the 7-11 on Main to the bingo hall on Mill. Gonna be puttin' together a charity ride next month raising money to buy scooters for soldiers. There's other organizations that do that, but ours doesn't require that you have a need of any kind.
Other than tryin' to solicit maybe a dollar or two, I thought I'd let the ladies know what a gentleman I am and how I help people in need. My friend Kurt "Hand in Pants" Doogen said ladies love a man that helps a lot of people n' looks humble, so there ya go. I'm the full package, but no fragile contents just a load waitin' to be dropped on yer porch with a special surprise. Big loves, Scoot.