I'll Be Your Super Smash Brother

I am not looking for an LTR, I'm looking for a one way ticket to pound town. I'm interested in engaging in some amorous congress with a single lady. Married is maybe okay too. If you want we can meet at the park and I'll give you a green gown. If you wanna make a lobster kettle out of yourself, I won't tell a soul. I'm not wanting to make a huge complicated matter where we have to DTR, I'm talking about the old-in-and-out. Doesn't anybody do that anymore?

Don't be ashamed for being a slut, there's plenty of need for you right here. What are you waiting for? I'm ready to blugeon the flaps, bend you over a barrel and show you the fifty states. Got any questions? I'm definitely not interested in FTR's or FDR's or LTD's, I just want to straight up crash the custard truck while you do squats in the cucumber patch. I think you might know what I'm trying to say here. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Thats a good move too! I'm okay with LLC's, but I will for sure TTYL.