My name is Justin and I am here looking for a Nubian princess to smoke some fat stacks with. I got White Widow, Matterhorn Mayhem, Sasquatch Sativ, Bigfoot's Dick, Old Man Dinglesticks, Corn Horn Kush, Dongle Prairies, Crow Bones and some Train Wreck. My perfect lady is a hippy at heart: Skirt wearing, Patchouli smelling, bra size 36L (36 long)-but doesn't wear one anyway-and can puff tough. I'm like a pretty reg stoner whose likes include: preaching love to people minding their own business on the bus, smoking weed, researching 9/11 online, complaining to the manager of Taco Time about the burritos I never received (I didn't order them either, but I don't say that) and smoking weed. I would also like to mention that I smoke weed so if that is a problem, so are we.
Do you have a visible smoke stack coming from the roof of your home? Are people often wondering where you are at gatherings only to find you walking in an hour to two hours late with no apologies? Do you wear a backpack to funerals? Can you often be found in the dumpster area of restaurants even though you don't work there? If you answered yes to all these questions than you are by far too coherent for me.
If you glazed through the whole personal ad and stopped right here cause your attention span is that of a chihuahua at a dog food swap meet than we might really be a match. FYI, I smoke weed. If that's coo, give me a shout.