Aw, one of my wittle kittles is snuggling up to my leg right now, I think it's a sign! My name is Krystal and I collect salt shakers, I love JC Penney, my favorite fast food is Jack n the Box and I have 483 cats (Lost a few in the last month to a sweeping case of feline AIDS. I stopped the orgy in the back yard by quarantining the known carriers into a storage POD. Then the POD accidentally got picked up so I'm in the middle of sorting out the mix up right now. So I guess, as of now, I have 412 cats!) If you were here in this moment, I guess I'd like to say to you, "Hurry, let's hang out quick before the cats get back!" Not because less cats makes it more pleasant, but because I know after being couped up without air, my cat "Charles Meownson" is out for blood. There's a reason he got that name!
Oh gosh, I'm laughing so hard as I'm typing this. Sometimes all you can do is laugh through the ups and downs of life. Oh well! I'd love to clear a spot off my kitchen counter and make you a delicious meal and clear off a spot on the couch so we can eat and chat. I'm thinking like tuna casserole. Casserole I'm pretty sure is French. Just so you know I never lick my cats on the face before I eat and I always wash my hands after I cook. Please like cats, it's not a deal breaker for me, but when you drive up to the house and cats are coming out of the woodwork like a big city in the Walking Dead you might be a little uncomfortable.
Hope to hear from you soon xoxoxox Krystal