My girlfriend is a super hot nutcase. Ever seen the crazy/hot scale on Youtube? Fits her to a T! Nothing fits her actually that is over a size zero. She weighs 90 pounds and all we ever talk about is fat. "Do I look fat in this?" "Does my butt look fat?" I'm so bored of this conversation that I'm seriously on the hunt for a fat girl or just anyone that doesn't care to ask me that question one more time! My gf doesn't enjoy sex, she poses. I feel like I'm f***ing a page in a magazine. After sex she runs into a closet so I won't see her change, it's weird.
On the bright side, she's as controlling as a missile drone operator. If you like the feeling of not ever being good enough no matter what you say or do, you'll love my girlfriend whose personality is as flat as she appears from the side...paper thin. Is she bi-polar? Borderline? Schizophrenic? I don't know, spin the wheel. Every day is something new, I hope you like spontaneity...I hope you like being hit in the back of the head with spontaneity, getting thrown into a shallow grave and then covered with a pile of dirt.
Please have money. Her evil is fueled by her massive shopping trips where she leaves with two of her friends and comes back with ten outfits and one major disappointment...you. You will be responsible for her happiness, her sadness, her daddy issues, the damage from previous relationships, her accidents and whenever she just doesn't feel good.
If this ad seems like it fits you, good on ya dude, your the greater man. Hats off to you! I owe you big time.