I'm literally a bi-polar bi-sexual, ya know, so actually just straight. I'm a Buddhist, Marxist, pragmatist that struggles with Existentialism. Also, I'm a meta-hypochondriac which means I worry a lot about coming down with hypochondria. I'm actually laying in bed as I write this thinking I'm coming down with a bad case. I work at a grocery store as the Angiosperm Quality and Control Supervisor and Implantation Expert. I have two parents which makes me an Official Offspring and DNA Beneficiary. I'd like to find a partner as long as you are okay by not defining ourselves by traditional roles or antiquated stereotypes. I'd like to rather be called Parallel Ideology Super-halves and Trans Suggestional Receptacles of Emotion.