Hello ladies (not gentlemen, don't swing that way guys) I hope your V day was good. I waited until after it was over to post. Doesn't make any sense to me to have to rush into something just because of a holiday we all know is bullshit. My name is Doug, nice to meet your acquaintance. I'm posting because I read these ads but haven't found anyone that sounds like a match for me. I'm a Netflix and chill guy, don't like going out a lot. Would prefer just an Uber Eats and a movie over the bar or a party. I'm drug free....a little weed is okay. I wish I could say I'm disease free, but there are a few things worth noting.
Last summer I had a weird smell and so I was checked out by a doctor....nothing. The smell continued to get worse, I'd literally be in a room and people would comment how it smelled like a dead body that had been doused in urine and set on fire. It didn't feel like that. Finally, I found a doc that let me know I had ringworm of the crotch that was compounded by two other fungal infections. We were able to treat the ringworm, but one of the fungal infections moved to the interior and I was hospitalized for a secondary uterine infection. It's not a big deal, it's cleared up, the only remaining symptom is that sometimes I projectile pee a little bit at random. Everything was fine until I got tested before becoming a donor and they found I had a rare case of clamorrhea, a clamydia/gonorrhea hybrid had nestled itself in my tube and I was a carrier of another unknown std they ended up naming after me: Doug's disease.
Yeah, so other than that, I have a good job and am genitally kind to people, I mean generally. I'm interested in a simple girl, not a lot of drama. Please have your own life, opinions and things you like to do. If you have any questions, I'd be glad to answer them. Have a nice day!