Hi, I'm Mandy and I am a personal trainer at Grace Fitness, the Christian Gym. If you haven't heard of it, it's like a regular gym, but instead of tight clothing we wear sweats and all the music we play is about God. There's nothing more motivating then singing about the blood of the holy lamb while doing squats. Some people don't think God had an opinion about physical fitness and to them I quote Isaiah 40:31 "But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew [their] strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; [and] they shall walk, and not faint."
My worship is a little different than some. I actually am part of an online congregation where I have an avatar that looks like Sheena Easton and we go into a chapel and listen to the preacher. They don't have a sit function yet so the avatars wander around mostly having little conversation while the preacher, who looks like Charlton Heston moves his mouth almost in sync with the sermon. There's a pulpit and all the noobs hang out there and think it's funny to wave their arms insanely and crouch up and down real fast. Last Sunday a guy dressed as a vampire/rooster was pretending to eat the preachers head while singing "Insane in the Membrane". If it keeps going this way where people are not respecting the board I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
I thought I might meet a guy on this site and the one dude that I was corresponding with for some time JesusSaves96021 ended up being a married man with five kids and a wife going through chemotherapy. Obviously that didn't work out and I'm trying not to believe that every guy that dresses as Sponge Bob in a Pinstripe Suit (his avatar) is going to be like that. Please be a good guy and a real Christian. Excited to bang out some Zumba with you to "Nothing But The Blood".