I saw dat guy who, you know, take stool samples, I'm like uh uh, hellz no, ain't nobody takin a shit on dis. And all u too freaky dudes wit yo boots or whatever, please disregard dis message. My last boyfrien I toll him to go make me a sandwich. BTW in my sandwiches I like Roast beef, not to much lettuce, mustard, mayo, all dat, but cheez fo sho. Always gotta have cheez, make a note a dat.