God, I thought poop was bad. Listen, this might be the last time I post. Shane here. Remember me, the guy that decided to get daring and take a dook from a kook? Dessert is best served hot? Well, Almond Joy has nuts and so do mounds...that is thee truth. Yeah, I found out the hard way that although I may be the most interesting man in the world I don't want to spend my Saturday nights getting deus equi'd. So I switched to the traditional golden showers, seemed innocent enough. I got an overwhelming response. Get this, out of the thirty or so responses I got, picked a lady with a bladder the size of a large Camelback....felt like I was getting water boarded by ISIS. Aim was shit too, like a blind three legged dog trying to hit a fire hydrant and spraying the whole yard.
Maybe there's some guys that find a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow, I found a pot of can't breath with a side of inner ear infection. Yeah, she pee'd in my ear too. Don't know what anyone thinks they're gonna get, piss is veeeeerrrryyyyy unpredictable, let me tell you. Anyway, to each his own, but my own is no secretions, projections or expulsions.
On that note, I am looking for a beautiful, conservative lady to take to dinner and have a good old fashion time. Christians please apply.