Last week my friend was talkin' bout how this guy was fly and she like "he's one mighty fine dish". Oh please! Sister wants a dish and then what? Put it in the dishwasher and go watch TV? I ain't looking for no dish, I ain't looking for a spoon and I ain't lookin' for no damn butter cup. Mama wants a all you can eat buffet, m'kay? You know that buffet ain't usin' no dish, they got a full stack and them plates just keep comin'. That's what I'm talkin' bout! One dish, that's crazy!! My man's gonna be a full stack and spring loaded so mama can just keep comin' back and makin' my rounds. If you the Sizzler buffet of men specimen's than I'm ready to purchase my ticket for one.
Ain't no buffet come with just ribs, salads and plates neither. Always, always I get a tall drink. So I'mma pick up my drink and lick the straw, then I'm gonna head over to the foo and lift up all the plates mama wants AND then I'ma go back for more. And back for more. AND back for more. You feel me? AND THEN they got a whole other station filled with doughnuts and creme, chocolate on chocolate and buttery fruit rolls. That's a whole other three trips!
My girlfriend lookin' for a dish, mama lookin' for an all-you-can-eat and no double dippin'!