What I can bring to the table is a creamy cup of soup...you bring the dessert...chocolate souffle. Mmmmmm, I'm getting an appetite just thinking about a marbled cake simply dripping chocolate. If you like ding dongs with custard in the middle or your cookies oreo'd then we can make beautiful recipes together. I have a tiny red Fiat, but I know how to drive a big biiiIIIIiiiiggg ole black Cadillac. My favorite place to swim is in muddy waters. My favorite coffee is dark. If you have a black picture frame then I have some white molding. Sorry, never mind that last one -picture frames aren't sexy. If you have a black sexy suit coat than I got a white hanger. I don't mean that I'm going to support you like a hanger. That might imply I'm really thin, which I'm not. Maybe I should have said if you got a black glove I'd be the perfect fit. On second thought black gloves not a good comparison.
Listen, if you're a black guy, I'm a white girl into black guys. I don't even like coffee honestly and I'm on a keto diet so I don't eat cake or cookies. I'm a clean freak and swimming in mud sounds absolutely disgusting.
I do know how to drive a big black Caddie, however.